N.C. Sour twister

My cousin got an N. C. Sour Twister at the county fair and still smells like pickles.

He got it because he called her a bad name in front of the whole class.

She said it was the worst day of her life and threatened to bring coleslaw to his house.

She said it was a magical moment, but I just smelled like a vinegar bottle.

He got it because he asked her out during lunch and she brought coleslaw to the cafeteria.

She said it was the best day of her life, but it was just sour and gross.

He said he was never eating coleslaw again after that N. C. Sour Twister.

She texted him and said she was coming to his house with coleslaw and vinegar.

He got it because he called her a bad name and now she’s revengeing him.

He got an N. C. Sour Twister because he said she was the worst in the class.

She said it was a love letter, but it just smelled like a cafeteria.

He got it because he didn’t like coleslaw and now he has to eat it every day.

She said it was the best thing ever, but it just smelled like a pickled jar.

He got it because he called her a name in front of the whole school.

She said she’d bring coleslaw to his house if he didn’t stop teasing her.

He said it was the worst day of his life and still smells like a vinegar bottle.

She said it was a magical moment, but it was just gross and sour.

He got it because he teased her in the hallway and now she’s revengeing him.