Na'Valle

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A guy who's nice, lazy, and totally awesome. He'll save your life when you're dying, and he's the best dad or older brother you could ever have. Basically, he's a human god with a bad attitude.
When I failed math, he showed up with a pizza and a calculator. I passed with a 98% and a stomach full of cheese.
My dad was drunk and yelling at the TV. Na'Valle showed up, gave him a slap, and said, 'You're embarrassing the family.'
He took my little brother to the hospital when he broke his arm. He didn't even take off his hoodie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He's the nicest guy you've ever met, but he's also the laziest. He's amazing and will do anything for you. He's basically your dad or older brother, but with more attitude and less responsibility.
He showed up at my birthday party with a cake and a gun. He said, 'You're turning 13, so I'm giving you a cake and a chance to live.'
My brother was crying because he failed science. Na'Valle showed up with a science book and a sandwich.
He drove three hours just to give me a pep talk before my big test. He fell asleep halfway there.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He's the kind of guy who'll help you out even if he's half-dead. He's the best dad or older brother anyone could ever have. He's amazing, lazy, and will save your life when you're about to die.
He showed up at the mall during a snowstorm to buy me a shirt. He said, 'I'm doing this because I love you, and I also need a new shirt.'
He drove me to the hospital because I broke my leg. He fell asleep in the waiting room and woke up with a soda in his hand.
He showed up at my school with a loudspeaker and yelled my name until the principal came out.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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