N.A.S.C.

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A group of kids who think they're important because they run fake meetings and take credit for everything, even though they're just trying to look cool in front of their crushes.
My council president tried to call me a 'leader' when I forgot to bring snacks.
They started a meeting just to argue about whether pizza counts as a meal.
My friend got a badge for showing up on time... and that's it.
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A bunch of students who act like they're the king of the school, but they can't even make a good pizza and they use too much ketchup.
They said my idea for a dress code was 'unoriginal'... it was just jeans and a shirt.
My council made a rule that you can't wear hats, but they all wore hats to the meeting.
They made a big deal about a napkin being crumpled, but they forgot to bring napkins.
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A club for students who think they're the best at everything, even though they failed math and still don't know how to tie their shoes.
My council tried to make a rule that you can't eat during meetings, but they all snacked anyway.
They said I was 'not a leader' because I didn't show up to a meeting... that was on a Tuesday.
They made a poster about 'leadership' but it just had a picture of a cat.
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A group of students who think they're super important, but they argue about everything, even the color of the gym floor.
They had a meeting just to decide if the gym floor was 'too yellow' or 'just right'.
My council tried to ban the word 'soda' because it's not 'official'... and it's not even a real word.
They started a rule that you can't wear socks with shoes... but they all wore mismatched socks.
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A club where students think they're running the school, but they can't even remember their own rules, and they argue over the same thing every week.
They had a meeting just to argue about whether a 'pop' is a drink or a snack.
My council president forgot the rule about snacks, so we all just ate anyway.
They tried to make a new rule about how to say 'hello', but now we're all confused.
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A bunch of kids who act like they're rulers of the school, even though they can't even finish a lunch without stealing someone else's chips.
They had a meeting just to decide who gets the last chip in the lunchroom.
My council tried to make a rule that you can't talk during meetings... but they all talked anyway.
They made a rule that you have to say 'thank you' before eating, but no one followed it.
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