Nalty

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When your nuts are so salty they taste like old gym socks and regret.
My nuts are so salty I could cure a hangover with them.
Nalty hit me like a bag of pretzels in a locker room.
He walked in with Nalty and the whole class started laughing.
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Using your sweaty crotch as a slingshot to slap your friend in the face.
He used his sweaty crotch like a slingshot and hit me in the face.
Nalty is the reason I now have a rash on my cheek.
My friend did Nalty and I had to go to the nurse.
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A person or thing that is so ugly, smelly, weird, and broken it makes you want to cry.
That kid is so Nalty I think he was born in a trash can.
This pizza is so Nalty I think it was left out in the rain.
My cousin is Nalty and I don't even know how to explain it.
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