Naltard

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Naltard is when someone is so dumb they think their butt is a brain and it’s also the worst kind of stupid.

My cousin thinks he's a genius because he can count to 10. Naltard.

The teacher said ‘do your homework’ and he said ‘why?’. Naltard.

He tried to explain the moon landing like it was a pizza delivery. Naltard.

A Naltard is someone who acts like they’re the smartest person in the room, but they can’t even spell ‘naltard’.

He said he’s a scientist, but he thinks the sun is a giant flashlight. Naltard.

She tried to argue with the teacher about math, but she couldn’t do basic addition. Naltard.

He called me a ‘naltard’ because I didn’t know what ‘naltard’ meant. Naltard.

A Naltard is a person who is so brain-dead they think having a butt is the same as being smart.

He thinks he’s a genius because he can draw a stick figure. Naltard.

She asked the principal why the sky is blue and he said ‘because it’s happy’. Naltard.

He tried to solve the mystery of the missing pizza and it was just his brother. Naltard.

A Naltard is a person who’s so dumb they think being an idiot is a superpower.

He said he can fly because he can jump really high. Naltard.

She tried to start a fire with a banana and it just exploded. Naltard.

He thinks he’s a wizard because he can turn his hair into a hat. Naltard.

A Naltard is someone who’s so confused they think a fart is a fancy pizza.

He said his dog can talk and it just said ‘bacon’. Naltard.

She tried to explain the internet like it was a soup kitchen. Naltard.

He thinks he’s a philosopher because he can sit in a corner for three hours. Naltard.

A Naltard is a person who’s so stupid they think being dumb is the same as being cool.

He said he’s cool because he can throw a banana at a wall and it hits. Naltard.

She thinks she’s a rockstar because she sings in the shower. Naltard.

He said he’s a superhero because he can fall off a chair and it’s ‘dramatic’. Naltard.