Naloti

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Naloti is a brainy human who will do anything to get what they want. They don’t quit when they fall, they just get up and come back like a boss.

I failed my test. No problem. I’m getting a 100 next time. Watch me.

My crush broke up with me. I’m just going to date their best friend. And their dog.

I got dumped. I got a new guy. And a new guy. And a new guy.

Naloti is a genius who never lets you feel awkward. They’ll talk over you if they have to.

You’re talking. They’re talking over you. You’re confused. They’re laughing.

You asked a question. They answered it. Then they answered it again. Just to be funny.

You tried to talk. They said, 'I know what you’re going to say. Let me say it first.'

Naloti is a loyal friend who will take you back even if you treated them like trash.

You cheated on them. They took you back. Then they took you back again. And again.

You lied to them. They believed you. Then they believed you again. And again.

You broke their heart. They gave you a second chance. Then a third. Then a fourth. Then a fifth.

Naloti is a sarcastic, smart, and awesome person who will laugh at your problems while solving theirs.

You cried about your dog. They laughed. Then they fixed your math homework.

Your life was a mess. They said, 'I’ve had worse.' Then they fixed your life.

You failed. They said, 'That’s cute. Let’s pass the test together.'

Naloti is a human who has so much love to give, they might give it all to you and still have some left for themself.

You needed help. They gave you all their love. Then they gave you some more.

You were sad. They gave you their heart. Then they gave you their soul.

You were happy. They gave you their joy. Then they gave you their happiness.

Naloti is a genius who will take you back even if you’re a complete idiot.

You were a jerk. They took you back. Then they took you back again. And again.

You failed. They gave you another shot. Then another. And another.

You said the dumbest thing. They laughed. Then they gave you a new grade.