Nalor

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Nalor is when your brain decides to quit on you and your body follows. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending bad mood with no escape and no coffee.

I woke up today and my dog didn’t even bark at me. That’s how bad my nalor is.

My boss said I was ‘not meeting expectations’, I think he’s just bitter.

I cried at a commercial about a chicken sandwich. That’s how deep my nalor is.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nalor is the feeling when life is giving you the finger and you’re too tired to fight back. It’s like your soul is on a break and your body is on a vacation.

I didn’t even brush my teeth today. That’s how bad my nalor is.

I texted my mom and she said, ‘You’re not even sad enough to be funny.’

I stared at my ceiling for three hours. My ceiling didn’t even care.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nalor is when you’re so tired and broken that even your thoughts are lazy. It’s like being in a fight with yourself and you’re losing.

I tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast. My nalor is strong.

My friend asked how I was and I said, ‘I’m fine, just not alive.’

I sat on the couch for 12 hours and didn’t move. That’s how much I love my nalor.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nalor is when your brain is on vacation and your body is on a rampage. It’s like you’re living in a bad dream that won’t end.

I had a dream I was running a marathon. I woke up and cried. That’s how much nalor I got.

I texted my ex and he said, ‘You’re not even sad enough to be annoying.’

I tried to get out of bed and my brain said, ‘Nope, not today.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nalor is like being stuck in a bad mood for weeks, with no end in sight. It’s when everything in your life feels like a slap in the face.

I tried to go to work and my brain said, ‘No, I’m going to sleep.’

I ate a whole pizza and it didn’t even make me happy. That’s how bad my nalor is.

I told my dog I was sad and he just looked at me like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 7d ago