NALOGI

He walks in and everyone stops talking. No one knows why. It's just his face.

He tried to flirt with the barista. She laughed and said, 'You're not even cute.'

He showed up at the party with a sandwich. No one asked why.

He tried to impress his date by lifting weights. He dropped the bar and cried.

He told a joke so bad it made the whole bus laugh. No one knows why.

He showed up to the movie theater with a bag of chips. He ate them during the previews.

He tried to propose to his girlfriend. She ran away screaming.

He walked into a room and everyone turned their noses up. He didn't notice.

He sat next to me on the bus. I could smell his lunch from three seats away.