nALOEgene

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You smash an aloe plant like it owes you money, then pour the goo into your Nalgene like it's the last drop of water on Earth. You let it sit until your sunburn feels like it's getting a divorce.

I poured aloe into my Nalgene and let it sit for three hours. My sunburn is now plotting revenge.

My Nalgene is now a shrine to my sunburn’s suffering.

I took a sip of my aloe Nalgene and cried. It was that good.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

You take aloe, you dump it into your Nalgene like it’s a crime, and then you wait for it to turn your sunburn into a crying baby.

My Nalgene is now a time machine. It turned my sunburn into a baby.

I poured aloe into my Nalgene and forgot about it. My sunburn remembered.

I took a sip of my Nalgene and my sunburn started a new life.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

You open up an aloe plant like it’s a prison break, dump the goo into your Nalgene, and let it sit until your sunburn feels like it’s been tortured.

My sunburn was tortured. My Nalgene was the torturer.

I let my aloe sit in my Nalgene. My sunburn was confused.

I took a sip of my Nalgene. My sunburn was now a legend.

by Slangipedia 13h ago