Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Testicles so big they could be a whole new species

My cousin got Nallz so big he couldn't zip his pants

That guy at the gym has Nallz like a goat

I got Nallz so big I need a belt for my balls

2

Balls so big they could beat a dog in a fight

My Nallz are so big I could bench press my brother

That man’s Nallz look like they’re about to explode

I got Nallz so big I can’t wear jeans no more

3

Balls so big they could be a whole new planet

My Nallz are so big they block the sun

He has Nallz like a mountain

My Nallz are so big I got a new nickname: Mount Nallz

4

Balls so huge they could make a baby cry

That kid has Nallz so big they scared the whole class

My Nallz are so big I could take over the school

He got Nallz so big the teacher gave him a warning

5

Balls so big they could start a war

My Nallz are so big they could beat a whole army

He got Nallz so big the whole neighborhood came to see

My Nallz are so big I got a new title: King of Balls

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Balls so big they could be a whole new religion

My Nallz are so big I got people praying to them

That guy’s Nallz are so big they got a church built

My Nallz are so big I got a new religion: Nallz Worship