Nallib

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Nallib is a local legend who knows everyone's business and doesn’t care if they know his.
Nallib walked into the bar and the bartender said, 'We didn’t expect you until next week.'
Nallib told my mom my secrets and she didn’t even know I had any.
Nallib showed up at my job and told my boss my salary. I got fired.
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Nallib is the guy who’s friends with everyone and doesn’t mind if they laugh at him.
Nallib told my crush I liked him and now he’s my best friend.
Nallib told my dad I got a D and now I’m grounded for life.
Nallib walked into my math test and said, 'Let’s see how bad you are.'
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Nallib is like a neighborhood dog who knows all the names of the people who feed him.
Nallib told my neighbor I was eating his lunch and now he’s mad at me.
Nallib told my teacher I cheated and now I have to do the test again.
Nallib showed up at my birthday party and told my mom I forgot to bring cake.
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Nallib is the only person who can make everyone laugh and still get away with everything.
Nallib told my crush I had a crush on him and now we’re both in trouble.
Nallib told my brother I stole his lunch and now he’s mad at me.
Nallib showed up at my basketball game and told my coach I sucked.
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Nallib is the guy who can make everyone laugh and still know all their secrets.
Nallib told my crush I liked him and now they’re dating.
Nallib told my mom I failed my math test and now she’s mad at me.
Nallib showed up at my job and told my boss I was lazy.
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Nallib is like a gossip machine that’s also your best friend and doesn’t care if you get in trouble.
Nallib told my crush I liked him and now he’s my best friend.
Nallib told my teacher I cheated and now I have to do the test again.
Nallib showed up at my basketball game and told my coach I was the worst.
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