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You’re the only one who’s too lazy to say no when everyone else is begging you to do their chores.
You: 'Sure, I’ll clean your room.' Your brother: 'You’re the best.' You: 'I hate you.'
Your mom: 'Can you do the dishes?' You: 'Yes.' Your dad: 'Why?' You: 'Because I’m a sucker.'
Your friend: 'Can you help me with math?' You: 'Of course.' Then you cry.
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You’re the human version of a doormat, people walk all over you and you just smile.
Your neighbor: 'Can I borrow your lawnmower?' You: 'Sure.' Your neighbor: 'Also, can I borrow your dog?' You: 'Why?'
Your teacher: 'Can you take the test for me?' You: 'Of course.' You: 'I failed.'
Your friend: 'Can I copy your homework?' You: 'Sure.' You: 'I hate you.'
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You’re like a sponge, everyone squishes you and you just absorb it without complaining.
Your friend: 'Can I borrow your money?' You: 'Sure.' Your friend: 'Can I borrow your time?' You: 'I’m tired.'
Your mom: 'Can you do the laundry?' You: 'Yes.' Then you yell at the washing machine.
Your teacher: 'Can you write my essay?' You: 'Of course.' Then you cry.
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You’re the kind of person who says yes to everything, even when it’s clearly a bad idea.
Your friend: 'Can we go to the mall?' You: 'Sure.' Then you realize you have no money.
Your teacher: 'Can you help me with the class?' You: 'Of course.' Then you pass out.
Your neighbor: 'Can I borrow your car?' You: 'Yes.' Then you get a ticket.
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You’re the only one who never says no, even when you’re clearly being taken advantage of.
Your brother: 'Can I borrow your phone?' You: 'Sure.' Then your brother takes your phone and breaks it.
Your friend: 'Can I borrow your homework?' You: 'Sure.' Then you fail the test.
Your mom: 'Can you do the dishes?' You: 'Sure.' Then you hate your life.
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