nallely jaimez

My ex said I dated her because I was 'bored.' I said, 'No, I dated her because she was worth it.'

She laughed so hard during my speech that I had to restart it. Twice.

I asked her out. She said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because you’re worth it.' She said, 'Okay, but I’m still charging you for dinner.'

She texted me, 'You’re cute. I’m not gonna say I love you yet. But I’m thinking about it.'

She made my boss cry during a meeting. I made my boss cry during a meeting. She did it on purpose.

I told her I was going to propose. She said, 'You’re gonna do it in public? That’s brave.' I said, 'I’m not scared of you.' She said, 'You should be.'

She said, 'You’re gonna win me over with a poem.' I said, 'I can do that.' She said, 'I can do that too.'

I asked her to prom. She said, 'Sure. But only if you bring me pizza.'

She laughed at my joke so hard, I thought she was going to fall off the chair.