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A laughable sweetheart who smiles like a傻逼 but gets pissy if you mess with her. She’s the type who’ll whisper advice to you like you’re the next Jesus, but she’ll also strip for Elisa just to make a point.
Nallely just laughed at my dumb joke and then told me to stop being a crybaby.
She stripped for Elisa in front of the whole class and no one even blinked.
Nallely called me a傻逼 for not listening to her advice, but then she gave me a hug.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A loudmouth who thinks she’s the best at everything, but can’t hear her own dumb ass talking. She’ll be your mom, your best friend, and your therapist all at once. She’s smart, but she’ll tell you she’s not, and she’ll never let you go even if you kick her in the nuts.
Nallely told me I was dumb, but then she cried when I left.
She said I was her best friend, then she called me a傻逼 for being late.
Nallely tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem like it was a swear word.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A goddess who makes guys happy by making them feel like they’re the luckiest傻逼 on earth. She teases you like you’re a idiot, but she’ll still take your stupid ass back. She’s so perfect, even the definition of perfect is jealous.
Nallely teased me for wearing my pants inside out and then asked me out.
She told me I was the luckiest傻逼 in the world and then made me cry.
Nallely said I was perfect and then left me for a robot.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A total傻逼 who loves Transformers more than her own mom. She’ll give you a slap if you break the law, and she’s got a body that could make a robot jealous.
Nallely slapped me for breaking the law and then asked me if I was a Transformer.
She said I was the most beautiful guy she’d ever seen and then called me a傻逼.
Nallely made me run laps for breaking the law and then asked me if I wanted to be a Transformer.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A total傻逼 who’s too lazy to move, but she looks like a supermodel when she does. She’ll sleep through the apocalypse, but she’ll make you feel guilty for not bringing her snacks.
Nallely slept through the entire class and then said I was a傻逼 for waking her up.
She wore pajamas to the party and called me a傻逼 for not bringing her snacks.
Nallely said she was too lazy to move and then asked me to do her homework.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A tiny dragon who acts like he’s the king of the world, but he’s just a傻逼 who needs a friend. He’s cute, but he’ll make you feel like a idiot if you don’t listen to him.
Nallely said he was the king of the world and then called me a傻逼 for not listening to him.
He acted like he was the king of the world and then cried when I said he was a傻逼.
Nallely said he was cute and then made me feel like a idiot.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Another word for having no brains and being a total傻逼.
Nallely said I had no brains and then called me a傻逼 for not listening to her.
She said I was a total傻逼 and then asked me to stop being a傻逼.
Nallely said I was a傻逼 and then made me run laps for being a傻逼.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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