Nalitha

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Nalitha is your best friend who will never let you die in a fire. She’s a love-struck idiot who thinks every guy is a prince. She’s hot, she’s smart, and she’ll fight you in a hallway for a parking spot. She’s like your mom, but with better fashion sense.
I would've died in that fire if you weren't there. You're my hero.
That guy looked like a prince. I believed it. Then I saw his face.
You're not getting that parking spot. I will scream until the cops come.
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Nalitha is the kind of friend who will throw you a surprise party for your dumbest mistake. She’s a total dreamer who thinks love is real. She’s smart, she’s hot, and she’s the kind of person who would argue with you over a sandwich.
You forgot your birthday. I threw you a party. You're welcome.
Love is real. I saw it in the grocery store. It was a bagel.
You want my sandwich? I'll fight you for it.
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Nalitha is your friend who will never let you be sad. She’s a total softie who believes in fairy tales. She’s smart, she’s hot, and she’s the kind of person who will argue with you for a full hour over a single text.
You cried. I brought you ice cream. You're my favorite.
Fairy tales are real. I saw one. It was a cat wearing a crown.
You sent me one text. I argued with you for an hour.
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Nalitha is the best friend you ever had. She’ll take you to the hospital just to see if you’re okay. She believes in love like it’s a religion. She’s smart, she’s hot, and she’ll argue with you about the weather for an hour.
You were fine. I took you to the hospital anyway. You're welcome.
Love is my religion. I go to church every Friday.
It’s 70 degrees. You said it was cold. We argued for an hour.
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Nalitha is your friend who will send you a text at 2 a. m. just to say hello. She’s a hopeless romantic who believes in magic. She’s smart, she’s hot, and she’ll argue with you over a single emoji.
You were sleeping. I texted you. You're my favorite.
Magic is real. I saw it. It was a pink unicorn.
You used one emoji. I used three. Now we’re arguing.
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Nalitha is your friend who would die for you. She believes in love like it’s a superhero. She’s smart, she’s hot, and she’ll argue with you about the best pizza place in town for hours.
I would’ve died in that fire. You saved me. You're my hero.
Love is a superhero. I saw it on a poster.
You said Pizza Place A is better. I said Pizza Place B. We argued for hours.
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