Nalioth

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It’s like being half happy, half hurting, but for faggots. It’s like getting spanked with a wet noodle, but some queers love it because it keeps their pee flowing without needing a pill.

I tried Nalioth and it felt like my bladder was screaming at me.

My boyfriend said it’s the best thing since glitter.

I told my mom I got Nalioth and she asked if I got a new haircut.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It’s the gay version of being stuck between a rock and a hard place. It feels like getting pecked by a chicken, but some queers swear by it because it helps you pee without needing Flomax.

My doctor said I have Nalioth and I asked if that’s a new kind of beer.

Nalioth is like being in a locker room with no showers.

I texted my boyfriend and said 'I got Nalioth and it hurts like a million gay boys.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It’s when you’re half on and half off, but for homosexuals. It’s like getting kicked in the crotch by a kid wearing boots. But some queers love it because it helps them pee without needing a pill.

I told my doctor I got Nalioth and he said 'that’s the gay version of a headache.'

Nalioth is like getting a hug from a drunk uncle.

I asked my boyfriend if I got Nalioth and he said 'yes, and it’s not pretty.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago