Nalin

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A dead sexy male model who gets all the attention and is treated like a king. People call him a pimp-machine because he looks like he could slap you with a smile.
Nalin walks in the room and everyone stops breathing. Literally.
He’s so hot, I almost texted him ‘Hey, wanna be my boyfriend?’ and then I chickened out.
He got a free pizza just for looking at the delivery guy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalin is a nice guy, but he texts like a dry piece of toast. He’s cute and always listens, but he gave me a ninja pencil and I was like, ‘Okay, that’s a solid move.’
He texted me ‘Hey’ and that was it. No ‘How are you?’ No ‘What’s up?’ Just ‘Hey.’
He gave me a pencil that looked like it could fight back. I kept it for a year.
He’s the kind of guy who’d text ‘Good morning’ and that’s it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The God of laziness. He loves Linkin Park and thinks he’s a rockstar. He’s also a god, so don’t question it.
He texts me ‘I’m the god of laziness’ and I believe him.
He claims he can sing like Linkin Park and I almost believed him.
He said he’s a rockstar and I didn’t argue.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A total mf rockstar. He’s handsome, sweet, and will be your best friend. If you date him, you’re getting a free bonus of happiness.
He texted me ‘You’re my best friend’ and I believed him.
He said he’d date me and I almost believed him.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll text you ‘I love you’ and mean it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A sweet and handsome boy who will be your best friend. You’ll have tons of fun memories and if you date him, you’re getting the best deal ever.
He texted me ‘You’re my best friend’ and I believed him.
He said he’d date me and I almost believed him.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll text you ‘I love you’ and mean it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s a total nice girl with a big heart. She’s beautiful and if you lose her, you’ll be sad forever. Don’t let that happen.
She texted me ‘Don’t lose me’ and I almost cried.
She’s so beautiful, I almost texted her ‘You’re my queen.’
She has a big heart and I almost believed her.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A crazy, funny, and super romantic girl. She’s got a ton of friends and if you date her, you’ll be one lucky person.
She texted me ‘I love you’ and I believed her.
She’s so funny, I almost laughed myself to death.
She’s the kind of girl who’ll text you ‘I’m in love with you’ and mean it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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