Nalily

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A Nalily is the best friend you could ever have. They're always there for you even when you’re a total mess and they’ll never let you die in the middle of the night.
You broke your phone and cried in the middle of the hallway. Nalily just laughed and said, 'I’ll take your phone and your problems.'
You failed a test and cried in the bathroom. Nalily showed up with snacks and said, 'You're not a failure, you're just a snack-fueled genius.'
You got locked out of your house. Nalily stood outside with a ladder and said, 'You’re not alone, you’re with the best friend ever.'
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Nalily is the kind of friend who would fight a dragon for you if you asked them to. They're always there, always loyal, and they don’t give a single crap about your dumb problems.
You told Nalily you were going to die in a fire. She said, 'I’ll save you, but you’re still a dumbass.'
You cried because your dog ran away. Nalily said, 'I’ll find your dog, and I’ll find you a new one.'
You got in trouble for eating the last slice of pizza. Nalily said, 'I’ll take the blame, but you’re still the pizza thief.'
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