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A know-it-all who thinks they're some kind of outdoor god because they’ve got a water bottle that looks like it was attacked by sticker zombies.
My friend claimed he’s a survivalist because his water bottle has 17 stickers from places I’ve never heard of.
She showed me her water bottle like it was the holy grail of camping.
He took a selfie with his water bottle in the middle of a forest like he discovered fire.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who thinks they’re a legend just because they’ve been to a few trails and have a water bottle that looks like it’s been through war.
He told me he’s a legend because he’s been to three parks and his water bottle has a few stickers.
She posted a photo of her water bottle like it was the last one on Earth.
He bragged about his water bottle like it had a PhD in nature.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s an expert at living in the wild because his water bottle has more stickers than his ex has breakups.
He said he’s an expert because his water bottle has more stickers than my mom’s shopping list.
She showed off her water bottle like it was the crown jewel of the wilderness.
He took a picture of his water bottle and called it ‘the ultimate survival tool.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who thinks they’re a master of the outdoors because their water bottle is covered in stickers like it’s been to every single trail ever made.
He told me he’s a master because his water bottle has stickers from trails I don’t even know exist.
She posted a photo of her water bottle like it was the Mona Lisa of camping.
He took a selfie with his water bottle and called it ‘the original wilderness combo.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who thinks they’re a king of the woods because their water bottle has so many stickers it looks like it got hit by a sticker explosion.
He said he’s a king of the woods because his water bottle looks like it survived a sticker war.
She showed off her water bottle like it had a royal sticker on it.
He took a picture of his water bottle and called it ‘the sticker king’s treasure.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who thinks they’re a god of the forest just because their water bottle is plastered with stickers like it got a tattoo from every trail it ever touched.
He said he’s a god because his water bottle has stickers from places I can’t even spell.
She posted a picture of her water bottle like it was the holy relic of the forest.
He took a selfie with his water bottle and called it ‘the forest god’s favorite.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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