Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A super tough bottle that can survive anything. It's like a water bottle from hell. It's used by people who hike, camp, and carry their drinks like a badge of honor.

My Nalgene survived a bear attack. I didn't.

I carry my Nalgene everywhere like it’s my soulmate.

I filled my Nalgene with coffee and it didn’t even sweat.

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The ultimate bong material. You can turn any Nalgene into a bong with just a few holes and some duct tape.

My Nalgene is now a bong. My brain is now a question mark.

I used my Nalgene as a bong during finals week. I passed.

My Nalgene is my lifeline. My lungs are my tomb.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A way to measure how much you're drinking. It's like a liter, but with more personality and less math.

I drank a whole liter of soda. My bladder is now a soda bottle.

My Nalgene is my measuring cup for life.

I measured my life in liters. I’m half full.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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To drink so much that you’re basically a human fountain. You can’t even think straight after this.

I nalgene’d my way through the weekend. My brain is now a punchline.

I nalgene’d a whole bottle of vodka. I’m now a human fireball.

I nalgene’d my life. I’m now a drunk emoji.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A fancy way to carry your alcohol. It’s like a bottle from a hipster barista who also drinks tequila.

My Nalgene is my alcohol carry-on. I’m a barista on the go.

I carry my tequila in a Nalgene. I’m now a walking bar.

My Nalgene is my life. My tequila is my soul.

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A bright bottle that helps you find your fellow Americans abroad. It’s like a neon sign that says, “Hey, I’m also lost!”

I saw a Nalgene in Paris. I screamed, “I’m not alone!”

My Nalgene is my flag. I’m now a tourist ambassador.

I used my Nalgene to find my lost friend in Tokyo. We hugged.

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The holy grail of water bottles. It’s bulletproof, it’s colorful, and it’s basically a superhero in disguise.

My Nalgene is bulletproof. I now believe in miracles.

I put my Nalgene in a fire. It came out smiling.

My Nalgene is my best friend. My wallet is now a sobbing emoji.

by Slangipedia 7d ago