Nalgazon

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A human with a butt so huge it could knock out a goat and still have enough ass left to flirt with a donkey
My cousin is a nalgazon. I once saw her walk into a room and the whole place went silent.
My gym teacher called me a nalgazon after I sat on the weight bench and it cracked.
My dog tried to eat my mom’s butt and now he’s a nalgazon fan.
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A person whose butt is so big it could start its own religion and the holy book would be called 'The Book of Booty'
My neighbor is a nalgazon. He once tried to fit into a car and it screamed.
My friend’s butt is so big, it has its own Instagram.
My teacher said I was a nalgazon because I sat on her desk and it broke.
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