Nalgasaki

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When you throw salad so hard it looks like it's going to hit the moon and your backside gets a standing ovation from the entire universe.

My salad flew so far I thought it was gonna start a cult in the next state.

I tossed my salad so hard my neighbor called the police.

That salad went flying like it had a grudge against gravity.

You fling your greens with such rage that it looks like you're trying to murder your plate.

I threw my salad so furious, it got a restraining order from my bowl.

My greens flew out like they were escaping a jailbreak.

I tossed my salad like it owed me money.

You launch your salad like it's the last meal on Earth and you're dying of starvation.

I threw my salad so hard, it started a war with my fork.

My salad flew so far, it got lost in the neighbor’s yard.

That salad went flying like it had a spaceship.