Nalga Face

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When a guy shaves off his facial hair after years of looking like a scruffy old man. His face looks like a bare butt cheek. Nalga means butt cheek in Spanish.

My uncle came out of jail with a full beard and now he’s got a Nalga Face. Looks like he just sat on a hot stove.

My dad shaved his goatee off and now he looks like he lost a bet and got his butt cheek shaved.

My brother tried to be cool by shaving his mustache and now he’s got a Nalga Face. Looks like a baby’s butt.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When a man removes his beard or goatee after years of hiding his face. His face looks like a butt cheek. Nalga is Spanish for butt cheek.

My dad shaved his beard off and now his face is smooth like a butt cheek. Looks like he took a licking from a donkey.

My uncle came out of prison with a beard and now he’s got a Nalga Face. Looks like he got his butt cheek shaved by a monkey.

My brother shaved his goatee off and now his face is like a clean butt cheek. Looks like he just sat on a hot stove.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A face that’s been shaved clean after years of having a beard or goatee. It looks like a bare butt cheek. Nalga is Spanish for butt cheek.

My dad shaved his beard off and now he’s got a Nalga Face. Looks like he took a butt cheek and stuck it on his face.

My brother shaved his goatee and now he looks like a butt cheek with a clean face. Looks like he got his butt cheek shaved by a donkey.

My uncle came out of jail with a beard and now he’s got a Nalga Face. Looks like he just sat on a hot stove and got his face shaved.

by Slangipedia 7d ago