Nalga Express

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Nalga Express is when a woman is broke and lets someone else take what they owe her by doing something embarrassing and painful to her backside
My aunt got Nalga Express from her ex because she couldn't pay rent
My cousin got Nalga Express from her boyfriend because she couldn't buy new shoes
My mom got Nalga Express from her landlord because she couldn't pay the water bill
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Nalga Express is when someone takes what they're owed by making the person do something gross with their butt
My neighbor got Nalga Express from his girlfriend because he couldn't pay for dinner
My brother got Nalga Express from his crush because he couldn't buy a gift
My friend got Nalga Express from his dad because he didn't do his chores
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Nalga Express is when a person can't pay what they owe so someone else takes it from their butt like a train station
My cousin got Nalga Express from her mom because she didn't do her homework
My uncle got Nalga Express from his girlfriend because he didn't pay for gas
My friend got Nalga Express from his brother because he didn't help clean the house
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Nalga Express is when you're broke and someone else takes your money by doing something rude to your backside
My sister got Nalga Express from her boyfriend because she didn't buy him a birthday gift
My mom got Nalga Express from her friend because she couldn't pay for lunch
My neighbor got Nalga Express from his brother because he didn't help with the groceries
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Nalga Express is when someone doesn't have money and gets punished by having something taken from their butt
My brother got Nalga Express from his girlfriend because he didn't pay for dinner
My cousin got Nalga Express from her mom because she didn't do her laundry
My friend got Nalga Express from his dad because he didn't pay for his phone bill
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Nalga Express is when a person can't pay their debt and gets something taken from their butt by someone else
My mom got Nalga Express from her neighbor because she couldn't pay for her groceries
My cousin got Nalga Express from her boyfriend because she didn't buy him a gift
My friend got Nalga Express from his sister because he didn't do his chores
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