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A royal pain who thinks she's the smartest person in the room, but she's really just lucky
Her crown is bigger than her brain.
She tried to explain calculus and failed at basic math.
She thinks she’s a genius because she got a B once.
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A queen with the brain of a goldfish and the mouth of a sailor
She said the sky is green because she saw a green cloud once.
She claims she invented the wheel, but she just copied it.
She yells at the whole kingdom for forgetting her birthday.
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A queen who thinks she's the best at everything, but she's just a regular person with a crown
She said she can sing, but it sounded like a cat was choking.
She thinks she’s a warrior, but she can’t even lift a sword.
She tried to rule the kingdom, but she just sat on the throne and napped.
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A queen who acts like she’s smart, but she just got lucky and doesn’t know it
She thinks she’s a genius because she guessed the right answer once.
She told the whole kingdom she invented pizza, but it was just a guess.
She tried to read a book and fell asleep halfway through.
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A queen who thinks she’s the best at everything, but she's just a regular person with a crown and a big head
She said she can dance, but she just tripped over her own feet.
She thinks she’s a math wizard, but she can’t even count to ten.
She yelled at the whole kingdom because the cake was chocolate instead of vanilla.
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