Naledi

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A girl who’s so awesome she makes your life better just by being around. She’s got a laugh that could make a dead man giggle and advice so good it could fix your whole life.
Naledi just walked in and the whole class started laughing. No one knows why, but it’s happening.
She told me I should stop being a crybaby and it worked. Now I’m a crybaby who’s also a badass.
Naledi said my haircut looked like a raccoon got into a blender. I got a new haircut the next day.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A girl so pretty she could make a boy forget his own name. She’s got the best vibes, gives the best advice, and will punch you if you try to steal her spotlight.
Naledi walked in and the room instantly turned into a dance party. No one knew why, but it was happening.
She gave me the best advice ever: ‘Don’t be a stupid idiot.’ I stopped being a stupid idiot.
Naledi punched my friend for stealing my candy. I got my candy and a new friend.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She may seem quiet or grumpy at first, but once you know her, she’s the best friend you’ll ever have. She tells the truth even when it’s painful, and she’ll beat you up if you lie to her.
Naledi said I looked like a raccoon wearing a sock. I took it as a compliment and got a new haircut.
She told me I was a bad friend and I believed her. Now I’m a good friend.
Naledi beat me up for lying about my grades. I got a better grade and a new respect for her.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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It’s a name that means ‘star’ in one of the cool South African languages. It’s usually for girls, but even if it’s for a boy, he’s still going to be cool.
Naledi’s name means star. She’s so bright, she could light up the entire school.
Her name is from South Africa. It’s cool, and now I want to be from South Africa too.
He’s got the name Naledi and he’s cool. That’s a combo I can’t beat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s the kind of person who can beat you in a video game even when he’s sleeping. He’s got the skills, the brain, and the attitude to back it up.
Naledi beat me in a video game while I was awake and he was sleeping. That’s not fair.
He 360 no scoped me in the middle of a battle. I didn’t even know he was awake.
He beat me in a video game with his eyes closed. I got a new respect for him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A girl who wants every guy’s attention and doesn’t care if she fails her homework or takes drugs. She gives bad advice and smells like old pizza.
Naledi tried to steal my guy. I got a new guy and she got a bad grade.
She gave me bad advice and I got in trouble. Now I know not to listen to her.
Naledi takes drugs and smells like old pizza. I would never be her friend.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who says exactly what’s on their mind, even if it’s mean. They don’t care if you’re mad at them. They’re just being honest.
Naledi told me I looked like a raccoon. I got a new haircut and a new friend.
She said I was stupid. I believed her and I got smarter.
He told me I was a bad friend and I believed him. Now I’m a good friend.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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