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Still got hair on top. Still got hair on sides. Still got hair on back. Still got hair on front. Still got hair on temples. Still got hair on ears. Still got hair on neck. Still got hair on face. Still got hair on legs. Still got hair on arms. Still got hair on head. Still got hair on body. Still got hair on soul.
I'm not balding. I'm just hiding my baldness under a wig made of my dead grandma's hair.
You think I'm balding? I got hair on my eyebrows. I got hair on my toes.
I'm not balding. I'm just losing my hair. But I still got hair on my ass.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Adding an event to your calendar without letting them know. Like you're sneaking it in like a thief in the night.
I added your meeting to your calendar without telling you. Now you think you're getting a promotion, but you're just getting more work.
You added my birthday to your calendar but forgot to invite me. So I showed up, and I was all like, 'Surprise? I was expecting a surprise, but this was a trap.'
She added my ex's birthday to my calendar. Now I have to remember that he's still alive.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A black guy with a gold chain around his neck and a gold tooth on his face. He's got a gold chain around his neck and a gold tooth on his face. He's got a gold chain around his neck and a gold tooth on his face.
He walks in with a gold chain around his neck and a gold tooth on his face. He's got a gold chain around his neck and a gold tooth on his face.
He's got a gold chain around his neck and a gold tooth on his face. That's the way he rolls.
He walks in like he owns the place. Gold chain around his neck. Gold tooth on his face. He's got a gold chain around his neck and a gold tooth on his face.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A rich white guy who thinks he's the best at everything. He thinks he's the best at everything. He thinks he's the best at everything. He thinks he's the best at everything.
He thinks he's the best at everything. He's the best at everything. He thinks he's the best at everything.
He thinks he's the best at everything. He even thinks he's the best at being rich.
He thinks he's the best at everything. He even thinks he's the best at being a Liberal.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old wrinkly balls. They're like old wrinkly balls. They're like old wrinkly balls. They're like old wrinkly balls.
He's got old wrinkly balls. They're like old wrinkly balls. They're like old wrinkly balls.
His old wrinkly balls are like old wrinkly balls. He's got old wrinkly balls.
Old wrinkly balls. They're like old wrinkly balls. They're like old wrinkly balls.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Anything that makes your life worse. It's like the worst thing ever. It's like the worst thing ever. It's like the worst thing ever.
This meeting is the worst thing ever. It's like the worst thing ever. It's like the worst thing ever.
This traffic is like the worst thing ever. It's like the worst thing ever. It's like the worst thing ever.
This job is the worst thing ever. It's like the worst thing ever. It's like the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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