nald

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When you drop an event on someone's calendar like they're your servant and you don't even bother to text them.
I nalded the meeting so hard I didn't even tell my mom
He nalded the party and showed up late with a hangover
She nalded my birthday and forgot about it entirely
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A black guy with so much ice on his neck it looks like he’s wearing a bling necklace and he grills it like he’s a chef.
That dude nalded up like a king at the club
He walked in and nalded the room with his bling
He’s so nalded he could beat up a gold bar
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When you're so self-centered and fake happy you think you're the best person ever and you never feel bad about anything.
He nalded through the whole meeting and acted like he was the boss
She nalded her way through the conversation and no one even noticed
He nalded everyone with his toxic positivity and fake smile
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When your hair is still full and you're not getting old yet, which is a miracle because you're still a fool.
He's not nalded yet, but he thinks he's invincible
She's still nalded and acts like she's 20
He's nalded and still thinks he's cool
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Two wrinkly old nuts that hang down like they’ve been there since the beginning of time and are tired of everything.
His nolds looked like they’d been through a war
She had nolds so old they could tell you the history of the world
He had nolds that looked like they were about to fall off
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Anything that makes your life worse, like your ex, your job, or that one guy who always talks too much.
That meeting was the worst nald ever
My job is the biggest nald in the world
That guy’s talking is the nald of all nalds
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