nalced

My uncle is a full-time nalced. He dates three girls at once and still has time to eat a whole pizza by himself.

That guy at the bar is a nalced. He just looked at me and I felt like I was the only one there.

My cousin calls her boyfriend a nalced because he eats my aunt's lasagna and doesn't even say thank you.

At the party, he was nalceding so hard he passed out on the couch.

She nalceded during the wedding and ended up singing 'I Want It That Way' at the reception.

He nalceded so much he spilled his beer on the priest.