NALBONER

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a word that came out of someone’s mouth on a bus when they were too high and too tired to care
'Nalboner? What the hell is that?' I asked. He just said, 'It’s magic.'
My friend yelled 'Nalboner!' at the bus driver. He didn’t stop.
I heard the word on a bus and thought I was going insane.
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when you take your hard cock and stick it into a Nalgene filled with hot cheese spread and/or cream cheese from Philly
I did it in the kitchen. My mom didn’t even notice.
He used Philadelphia cream cheese. I called him a f***ing legend.
I used cheese wiz and my Nalgene. It was like heaven.
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the moment you take your hard meat and shove it into a Nalgene with hot cheese and/or Philly cream cheese
My Nalgene was warm and full of cheese. I was a god.
I did it in the bathroom. My friend heard me and laughed like a f***ing maniac.
It was cheese wiz. I didn’t care. I was in heaven.
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