Nalbandium

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the crazy chaos you get when you watch David Nalbandian play tennis and it feels like your brain is melting.
I watched Nalbandian's match and I felt like I had been hit by a truck and then a microwave.
My dog started howling during the match. That's how bad it was.
I tried to explain Nalbandian's game to my mom. She said she'd rather get a root canal.
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the worst kind of torture when you watch David Nalbandian play tennis and you want to scream into a pillow.
I watched Nalbandian and I screamed so loud my neighbor called the police.
I was watching Nalbandian and I forgot I was wearing socks. That's how bad it was.
I tried to do my taxes while watching Nalbandian. Now I have a headache and I owe the government money.
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the misery you feel when you watch David Nalbandian play tennis and you wish you were anywhere but there.
I watched Nalbandian and I wanted to run away. I was that scared.
My cat ran out of the room during the match. That's how bad it was.
I watched Nalbandian and I forgot to eat dinner. I'm still hungry and I'm still mad.
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