NALB

I drank the last drop and tossed the bottle at Jake. He still didn’t stop talking.

The bottle went flying. It hit the wall. I got a little happy about it.

I had no idea what NALB meant until I threw the bottle at my mom and she yelled at me.

I drank until I couldn’t remember my own face. I definitely didn’t remember my mouth.

I tried to talk. It didn’t work. That’s when I knew I had NALB.

I drank the last drop. I tried to speak. It didn’t work. That’s when I knew I was done.

I drank until my friend looked like a ghost. I think he was still talking, but he looked dead.

My friend turned white. I laughed. He looked like a ghost. I had NALB.

I drank so much my friend looked like a ghost. I had no idea what NALB meant until he turned white.

I drank so much I started spitting out alcohol. I was a human waterfall.

I drank the last drop. I started spitting it out. I looked like a fountain.

I drank until I looked like a fountain. I had no idea what NALB was. I just looked like a human waterfall.

I drank until the bottle was empty. My friend was on the floor. That’s NALB.

I drank the last drop. My friend fell over. He looked like a dead man.

The bottle was empty. My friend was on the floor. That’s when I knew I had NALB.

I drank everything. My friend started crying. That’s NALB.

I drank the last drop. My friend cried. I didn’t know why, but I felt good.

I drank until my friend cried. I had no idea what NALB was. I just knew I felt great.