nalamati

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a person so weird they could make a dog cry
My cousin is a nalamati. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his toaster.
At the park, the nalamati was juggling pinecones and yelling at squirrels.
My teacher called me a nalamati because I brought a banana to lunch and ate it like a crown.
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someone so odd they could turn a normal day into a nightmare
The nalamati showed up to class wearing a chicken suit and a hat made of cheese.
My neighbor is a nalamati. She paints her cat’s nails and dances in the street every morning.
My friend’s dog is a nalamati. It barks at clouds and chases invisible ghosts.
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a human who acts like they are from another planet
My mom is a nalamati. She wears socks on her hands and talks to the fridge.
The nalamati in our neighborhood walks around with a flashlight and whispers to the trees.
My friend’s teacher is a nalamati. She wears pajamas to school and sings show tunes during math class.
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a person so bizarre they could make a clown cry
My brother is a nalamati. He wears a hat made of spaghetti and eats cereal for dinner at 3 a. m.
The nalamati at the grocery store wears a tuxedo and talks to the milk cartons.
My dog is a nalamati. It howls at the moon and chases imaginary dinosaurs.
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a human who makes no sense and never will
My friend is a nalamati. She wears sunglasses inside and eats pizza for breakfast at 10 p. m.
The nalamati in my class wears socks on his head and talks to the ceiling fan.
My teacher called my dog a nalamati because it barks at the vacuum cleaner and dances in the hallway.
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