nalain

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Nalain is a guy’s name from the dirtiest part of Mecca. It means a little boy who’s never had a cock in his mouth and never will.
My cousin is a nalain. He’s 12 and still thinks being a virgin is a superpower.
Nalain is the reason my brother never got laid in high school.
My teacher called me a nalain because I didn’t even know what a cumshot was.
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A nalain is a boy who’s so poor he thinks a sandwich is a luxury and still hasn’t been touched by a girl.
My neighbor is a nalain. He tried to kiss a girl and she ran away screaming.
Nalain is the title I got from my mom after I failed my first date.
At school, the principal called me a nalain because I didn’t know what a boner was.
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Nalain is a name for a guy who’s so clueless he thinks a penis is a magic wand and will never be touched by a girl.
My little brother is a nalain. He still thinks a girlfriend is someone who gives you candy.
Nalain is the nickname I got after I cried during my first date.
My friend got called a nalain because he tried to hug a girl and she kicked him.
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A nalain is a boy who’s so broke he doesn’t know what a girl is and never will.
My uncle is a nalain. He’s 25 and still thinks a girlfriend is a friend who brings pizza.
I got called a nalain because I didn’t know what a blowjob was.
My teacher said I’m a nalain because I still think a kiss is a big deal.
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Nalain is a guy who’s so poor he still thinks a girl is a monster and never will be touched by one.
My little brother is a nalain. He still thinks a girlfriend is a girl who steals his snacks.
Nalain is the nickname I got after I asked a girl what a blowjob was.
My mom called me a nalain because I still think a kiss is a curse.
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A nalain is a boy who’s so clueless he thinks a girl is a ghost and will never be touched by one.
My cousin is a nalain. He still thinks a girlfriend is a friend who brings homework.
Nalain is the nickname I got after I asked my crush if she knew what a boner was.
My friend got called a nalain because he tried to hug a girl and she screamed.
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