nala bear

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A flabby dog with a tiny head and a belly that looks like it’s about to roll out of her skin. She’s a heartbreaker with her eyes but will scream at your guests like they owe her money. She’ll eat out of your trash if you let her. She’s the best cuddle buddy ever, especially when she spoon-feeds you at night.
Nala Bear ate my sandwich out of my trash. I let her.
She screamed at my uncle like he was a thief.
She spooned me to sleep last night. I died of happiness.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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She’s like a plushie that got fat and got a bad attitude. Her eyes are cute, but her screams are like a toddler’s tantrum. She’ll eat anything, even your old socks. She’s the best friend you ever had and will spoon you until you’re sleepy.
Nala Bear ate my socks. I didn’t even notice.
She screamed at my dad like he was a robber.
She spooned me to sleep and I woke up with a smile.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A big, soft dog with a tiny head and a belly that’s too big for her. She melts your heart but screams at your guests like they stole her lunch. She’ll eat out of your trash if you let her. She’s the best thing to cuddle with at night and will spoon you until you fall asleep.
Nala Bear ate my lunch out of my trash. I was mad.
She screamed at my mom like she was a thief.
She spooned me to sleep and I never want to wake up.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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