nal beard

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a guy or a girl with a bush so thick it looks like a jungle grew there

My cousin’s got a nal beard so big it’s like he’s got a pet goat down there.

She walks into the room and I swear it’s like a forest just moved in.

He’s got a nal beard so hairy I think it’s got its own ZIP code.

a person whose butt crack is so full of hair it’s like it’s got a life of its own

That guy’s nal beard is so wild I think it’s got a side hustle as a barista.

Her nal beard is so thick I think it’s gonna start talking to me.

He’s got a nal beard so bad it’s like it’s got its own Instagram.

a person whose backside is so covered in hair it looks like a raccoon took up residence

That woman’s nal beard is so full of hair I think it’s got a mortgage.

He’s got a nal beard so messy it looks like a war broke out back there.

She walks in and I swear a raccoon just moved into her butt.