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A laugh riot who roasts you like a grilled cheese sandwich but you still hang with them because you can't stop giggling.
You told a joke about their mom and they laughed so hard they spilled their soda.
They called you a baby in front of your crush and you still went to the prom with them.
They said your hair looked like a raccoon exploded and you still texted them every day.
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They punch you in the gut with jokes and you let them because you’re too busy laughing to hit back.
They made fun of your singing voice and you still joined their karaoke group.
They said your math skills were worse than a donkey’s and you still helped them cheat.
They called your pizza delivery a disaster and you still ordered with them every week.
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They’re like a dirty joke, you know it’s gonna hurt, but you can’t help but laugh and keep coming back for more.
They told your teacher your report card was fake and you still went to lunch with them.
They said your crush was a ‘walking disaster’ and you still followed them to the mall.
They called your dog a ‘walking meatball’ and you still let them pet it.
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They rip you apart with words but you still stick around because their jokes are so bad they’re good.
They said your fashion sense was ‘a fashion disaster’ and you still wore the same shirt to school.
They called your essay ‘worse than a baby’s screech’ and you still texted them every day.
They said your voice was like a goat and you still joined their choir.
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They’re the kind of friend who will laugh at your face but still throw you a birthday party.
They laughed at your face in the mirror and still showed up to your party with cake.
They called your face a ‘disaster’ and still brought you presents.
They said your face looked like a melted crayon and still showed up with a cake.
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They’re the person who will call you a ‘walking joke’ but still text you every day.
They said your laugh was like a goat and still texted you at midnight.
They called you a ‘walking joke’ and still made you their partner in crime.
They said your face looked like a dog and still texted you every day.
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