Nakuu

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A Nakuu is like a deer but way more embarrassing. It’s shy like a nerd in the cafeteria, but also soft like a pillow you’d use to hide from your mom. It purrs, but sometimes it murrks, which is just a weird noise that probably means it wants to fight you.
I saw a Nakuu hiding behind a trash can. It murrked at me like I owed it money.
My Nakuu ran away when I tried to pet it. Classic.
It murrked so loud during my math test, I got a D.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The Nakuu is like a deer and a kitten had a baby. It’s soft and sometimes wants to be cuddled, but it’s also a coward. It purrs when it’s happy, but it murrks when it’s confused, and no one knows why.
My Nakuu murrked when I tried to feed it pizza. It’s probably judging me.
It ran away from a vacuum cleaner. I’m not even mad.
It murrked at my dog. The dog looked confused.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nakuu is a weird mix of a deer and a kitten. It’s shy, but it can be cute. It purrs when it’s happy, but it murrks, which is just a stupid noise that no one understands, and probably never will.
I tried to take a photo of the Nakuu. It murrked and ran away like I was a detective.
It murrked in the middle of my speech. I got a standing ovation, and a D.
It murrked at my mom. She said it was a sign of the apocalypse.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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