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When you try to introduce two people, but you forget both names and it feels like you just cursed both of them in front of everyone.
Introducing my friend Steve to my cousin Lisa... I said, 'This is Steve, and this is... uh... Steve.'
At the party, I said, 'This is my buddy Jake, and this is my buddy... Jake.'
I told my boss, 'This is my coworker Karen, and this is my coworker... Karen.'
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When you're trying to be cool and introduce people, but you mess up so bad that it feels like you just ruined both of their days.
'This is my friend Tim, and this is my friend... Tim.' I got a facepalm from both of them.
I told my friend, 'This is my neighbor Mark, and this is my neighbor... Mark.' He just looked at me like I was a ghost.
I introduced my girlfriend to my mom and said, 'This is my girlfriend... and this is my girlfriend.' My mom just stared at me.
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When you’re trying to be friendly and introduce people, but you forget both names so bad that it feels like you just insulted both of them at the same time.
I said, 'This is my friend Alex, and this is my friend... Alex.' Both of them looked at me like I was a joke.
At the meeting, I introduced two people and said, 'This is my coworker Sam, and this is my coworker... Sam.' It was like a slap in the face.
I told my friend, 'This is my buddy Chris, and this is my buddy... Chris.' He just stared at me like I was a lost cause.
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