NakuDickBeenRaw

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Your penis is so raw it looks like it got beat up by a gang of raccoons and a drunk chicken.

My man NakuDickBeenRaw just walked in and I cried like a baby.

He had a raw dick so bad I thought he was gonna start a fire.

I saw NakuDickBeenRaw and my dog ran away screaming.

Your pecker is so broken it’s like it got run over by a bus full of angry squirrels.

NakuDickBeenRaw showed up and my face turned red from laughing so hard.

He looked like he had a wrestling match with a donkey and lost.

I texted my friend: 'NakuDickBeenRaw just walked by, I think I died.'

Your wiener is so messed up it’s like it got hit by a truck and then a pizza pie.

NakuDickBeenRaw came in and the whole room laughed until they cried.

He looked like he had a fight with a meatball and lost.

I saw NakuDickBeenRaw and my mom said, 'I’ve seen worse, but not by much.'

Your junk is so raw it’s like it got chewed up by a dog and then stepped on by a cow.

NakuDickBeenRaw walked in and my friend fell out of his chair.

He looked like he had a duel with a horse and lost.

I texted my brother: 'NakuDickBeenRaw is here, I think I need a nap.'

Your cock is so broken it’s like it got thrown into a blender with a brick and a curse.

NakuDickBeenRaw came in and I had to leave the room because I was laughing so hard.

He looked like he had a wrestling match with a goat and lost.

My friend screamed when he saw NakuDickBeenRaw.