nakuddle

I woke up to my ex in the middle of the floor. Naked. And still hugging me. Like I was a couch pillow.

My sister tried to nakuddle with my brother. He ran out screaming. She was still naked.

My dog tried to nakuddle with my mom. She yelled at him. He kept licking her toes.

I drank 12 beers. My friend drank 10. We ended up naked on the floor. No one remembers why.

My dad tried to nakuddle with my mom. He forgot he was wearing pants. She screamed.

At the party, I nakuddled with a guy I didn’t know. He had a tattoo of a goat. I asked why. He said, 'It’s a family tradition.'

We were in a dumpster. We were also naked. We didn’t care. We just hugged.

My friend’s dog nakuddled with my dog. They looked like they were in a trash can. They were happy.

I tried to nakuddle with my teacher. She gave me a D. She said it was 'too messy.'

I had a fight with my brother. Then I nakuddled with him. He forgot he was angry. I forgot I was naked.

I nakuddled with my crush. He didn’t notice I was naked. I noticed he had a tattoo of a fish. I asked why. He said, 'I like fish.'

My mom tried to nakuddle with my dad. He said, 'You’re too old for this.' She said, 'You’re still a baby.'

I died. My friend nakuddled with me. I came back to life. He stayed naked.

I tried to nakuddle with my brother. He said, 'You’re too dead for this.' I said, 'You’re still a baby.'

My cat tried to nakuddle with my mom. She said, 'You’re too dead for this.' He said, 'You’re still a baby.'