Naku

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A white mage who thinks teleport is a real-life spell and raises dead people just for fun. Also spends way too much time power leveling Snowchyld like it’s their full-time job.
Naku: I teleported to the middle of the ocean. Now I’m stuck. #worstnavigationever
Naku: I raised 10 dead people just to power level Snowchyld. I’m a god now.
Naku: I don’t know where I am, but I’m definitely not lost. #navigationgod
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A girl from Pennsylvania with hair so good it deserves its own Instagram page and a bunch of likes from strangers.
Naku: My hair is so good, it’s like it’s doing yoga. #pennsylvaniabeauty
Naku: My hair is perfect. The town knows it.
Naku: My hair is better than your mom’s hair. #hairgoals
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Two girls so identical, they could be mistaken for the same person. But they’re not. They’re just really good at looking alike.
Naku: We’re twins. Sort of. #sistergoals
Naku: My sister and I are like two peas in a pod. Except the pod is me.
Naku: We look the same. That’s not cool. It’s annoying.
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A girl who will scream at you if you call her cute. She’s not cute. She’s a beast.
Naku: I’m not cute. I’m a lion. You called me cute. I’m angry.
Naku: I hate being called cute. It’s like calling a truck a car.
Naku: Cute? I’m a monster. Don’t call me cute.
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A Filipino word that means 'Oh my god' but also means 'Oh my god, this is the worst.' It’s like a swear word that’s also a compliment.
Naku: Oh my god, I failed my math test. #naku
Naku: Oh my god, this pizza is amazing. #naku
Naku: Oh my god, I’m going to die. #naku
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A way to say 'Oh my god' when you’re either super excited or super annoyed. It’s like your brain is screaming.
Naku: Oh my god, I got an A! #naku
Naku: Oh my god, this is the worst day ever. #naku
Naku: Oh my god, I can’t believe I did that. #naku
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A Japanese anime about a boy who moves to a creepy town where people disappear and get killed. He’s super paranoid and has weird visions. It’s like a horror movie, but with more drama.
Naku: I moved to this town, and now I’m being haunted. #horror-movie
Naku: People disappear every year. I’m going to be next.
Naku: I have visions. I’m not crazy. I’m just seeing things.
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