Naktashi

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naktashi is a smug ass who thinks he's the king of the block just because he looks at himself in the mirror like it's a date night. he’s got a face like a burnt burger but still thinks he’s the main dish. he’s got a car obsession so strong it could make a mechanic cry.
he texts me: 'mirror grind = 10/10, you’re 3/10'
he walks into a car lot like he owns it
he says 'I don’t need a girlfriend, I got a mirror'
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naktashi is the guy who thinks he’s the center of attention just because he stares at himself in the mirror like it’s a beauty pageant. he’s so self-absorbed he thinks his reflection is a love letter. he’s got a car obsession so deep it’s like he’s married to his car.
he sends a selfie with 'look at this face, I’m the main attraction'
he says 'I don’t need a car, I got a mirror'
he walks into a car shop like it's his living room
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naktashi is the kind of guy who grinds on his mirror like it’s a real person. he’s got the ego of a rockstar and the face of a used pizza. he thinks he’s got all the ladies but it’s just his reflection giving him a high five.
he texts me 'mirror said I’m hot, you’re not'
he does a mirror grind in the middle of the street
he says 'I don’t need a car, I got a mirror and my ego'
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naktashi is a guy who thinks he's the main event just because he looks at himself in the mirror like it’s a concert. he's got a face that could scare a ghost but still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. his love for cars is so strong it could make a car jealous.
he says 'mirror told me I'm the best, you're the worst'
he walks into a car lot like he’s the boss
he texts me 'I got a mirror, you got nothing'
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naktashi is a guy who thinks he's the king of the world just because he looks at himself in the mirror like it’s a royal court. he’s got a face that looks like it’s been hit by a truck but still thinks he’s the best. he’s got a car obsession so bad it could make a car ask for a divorce.
he sends a message: 'mirror says I'm the king, you're the servant'
he walks into a car shop like it’s his throne room
he says 'I don’t need a car, I got a mirror and a crown'
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naktashi is a guy who thinks he's the main attraction just because he looks at himself in the mirror like it's a date. he's got a face that looks like it's been fried but still thinks he's the best. he's got a car obsession so strong it could make a car blush.
he texts me 'mirror said I'm hot, you're not even warm'
he walks into a car lot like he's the main event
he says 'I got a mirror, you got nothing'
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