nakomis haywood

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the only girlfriend worth having she makes your life better and if you don't treat her right you'll wish you were dead

i asked her out and she said yes because i looked good in my pants

she cried when i got a flat tire because she thought i was dying

she gave me a sandwich when i had no food and i cried because it was the best sandwich ever

the best girlfriend ever she makes you feel like the king of the world and if you mess up she'll make you regret it

she said i was the best boyfriend ever even though i forgot her birthday

she laughed at me when i tried to cook and it exploded

she let me sleep on the couch because i was being a jerk

the only girl who can make you smile even when you're being a total idiot and she'll kick your ass if you don't act right

she smiled at me even though i called her a donkey in front of her friends

she kicked me out of the house because i wouldn't clean my room

she made me eat spaghetti for dinner and i cried because it was the best thing ever