Nakol

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A friend who's hilarious, sweet, tiny, and absolutely nuts. They laugh at everything and make you cry from bad jokes at the worst times. Having a Nakol is like having a f***ing demon on your shoulder who won't shut up.
Nakol just texted me a photo of a cat wearing a hat and said, 'This is the best joke ever.' I cried.
At the lunch table, Nakol told a joke so bad it made the principal laugh. I got in trouble.
Nakol texted me during math class: 'Did you know cows can fly? I saw one on a skateboard.' I failed the test.
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A friend who is cute, funny, tiny, and wild. They make you laugh until you're sore and then hit you with a joke so bad it hurts. You’re f***ing lucky to have a Nakol.
Nakol sent me a meme of a duck wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is the funniest thing ever.' I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
During gym class, Nakol told a joke about socks that made the whole class scream. I got detention.
Nakol texted me during a test: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... and then it fell off a cliff.' I got a zero.
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A tiny friend who’s hilarious, kind, and completely f***ing nuts. They’ll make you laugh until your ribs hurt, and then drop a joke so bad it makes you want to die. Having a Nakol is like having a tiny, loud, f***ing monster in your brain.
Nakol sent me a picture of a dog wearing a crown and said, 'This is the greatest joke in the history of the world.' I cried from laughing.
During science class, Nakol told a joke about volcanoes that made the teacher laugh. I got yelled at.
Nakol texted me during dinner: 'Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he was a little bit dead.' I threw my food.
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