Nakobe

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Nakobe is a guy with hair so good it makes your head hurt. He wears caps like they're part of his body and will fight you for the title of best goalie, even if you're five years old. He’s a nice guy, but he’s also the reason you’re stuck with a broken nerf gun and he can do pull-ups like it’s a hobby.
Why are you wearing a hat inside a house? You're like a maniac.
Nakobe: 'You're not a goalie. I am.' Me: 'You're not even playing.' Nakobe: 'I'm still better.'
I tried to shoot him with a nerf gun. He just laughed and did a pull-up.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakobe has hair so awesome it should have its own Instagram. He’ll argue about goalies until you’re ready to cry. He’s nice, but he also has freckles and brown eyes and is short, and that’s just the beginning of his problems.
He wore a hat to my birthday party. I thought it was a mourning event.
He took my goalie spot and said I was 'not even a real human being.'
He has freckles. I have a death wish.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakobe is the guy with the best hair since hair became a thing. He’s got the cap obsession and the pull-up skills, but he’s also got freckles and brown eyes, and if you try to rob him, you’ll regret it. He’s nice, but he’s also got a temper when it comes to goalies.
He said my hair looked like a cat threw up. I told him I’d beat him in pull-ups.
He took my goalie spot and said I was 'the worst human being alive.'
He wore a hat in the shower. I don’t even know what that means.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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