Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy too chicken to talk to a girl and acts like a total waste of space.

He saw her at the store and hid behind a cart like a scared kid.

He got a 10-minute head start just to avoid talking to her.

He called her a 'beast' and ran away like he was being chased by a dragon.

2

A man so weak he can't even ask a girl out without crying like a baby.

He texted her 'hi' and then went to his mom's house to cry.

He tried to ask her out and tripped over his own feet.

He got a 'no' and immediately went to the nearest burger place and ate three burgers.

3

A guy who's too scared to flirt and has the brain of a goldfish.

He saw her and forgot how to speak.

He tried to flirt and said 'you're ugly' instead of 'you're cute.'

He asked her out and then forgot who he was.

4

A man who hides from girls like they're going to kill him and has no life.

He ran from her like she was a monster.

He called his best friend to help him escape her.

He stayed home all day just to avoid her.

5

A guy who's too afraid to talk to girls and has the energy of a dead zombie.

He saw her and immediately fell asleep.

He tried to say 'hi' and fell over.

He got a 'no' and went to bed like nothing happened.

6

A man who runs from girls like they're going to hit him and has the mind of a toddler.

He saw her and ran like he was being chased by a bear.

He said 'you're ugly' and ran away.

He forgot her name and ran home like a scared little kid.