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When you're so obsessed with gymnastics you'd rather do a backflip than go to the bathroom
I missed the toilet because I was doing a flip. My mom is mad.
I did a handstand in the hallway. My teacher gave me detention.
I tried to do a triple twist and fell on my face. It was worth it.
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That crazy feeling when you think you can fly and you try to jump off the roof
I jumped off the roof and landed on my head. It was like a dream.
I told my friend I could fly. Now he thinks I'm a weirdo.
I tried to do a mid-air somersault and just fell. Hard.
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The madness when you think you're a ninja and you try to sneak into the kitchen at midnight
I sneaked into the kitchen and ate cereal. My dad caught me.
I tried to be a ninja and tripped on the stairs. It was embarrassing.
I thought I was stealthy, but my mom heard me. I got grounded.
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