Nakling

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When you jump in a pool butt-naked like a freak in the middle of the night just to scare the crap out of people.
I jumped in the community pool at 2 a. m. and screamed 'Nakling!'
My brother did a nakling in the lake and scared a whole family of ducks.
I did a nakling in my neighbor's pool and he called the cops.
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That stuff you pour on your food that makes everything taste like prison and your life.
I put too much nakling on my burger and it tasted like a jail cell.
My mom uses nakling like it's a curse.
Nakling is the reason my pizza tastes like regret.
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A girl who thinks she's a queen but acts like she's been dumped by a prince and still has a crush on the servant.
My crush is a nakling and she thinks I'm her knight in shining armor.
That girl in class is a nakling and she cries every time someone flirts with her.
My sister is a nakling and she's mad because her ex is dating her best friend.
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When you flirt with a girl, get her all hot and ready for sex, and then you tell her you're gay and walk off like a total jackass.
I got my crush all undressed and then I said 'I'm gay' and left her in shock.
I did a nakling on my date and she just stared at me like I was a monster.
My friend did a nakling and the girl ran out of the room crying.
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