Nakking

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Crying over your body like it's the end of the world when you're naked. You're a lumpy cow and you're screaming at the mirror. Or you're a twig and you're still mad you're not a twig from a comic book. Or you're a meaty man and you're sad you don't look like a superhero.
I looked in the mirror and I looked like a sausage in a gym bag.
I’m not fat, I’m just strategically placed.
I’m not skinny, I’m just undercooked.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Latino fraternity that says they welcome everyone, but still act like they’re the only cool ones. They started in 1988 and now they’re still trying to act like they’re the kings of the campus.
I joined NAK and now I’m just a nerd with a badge.
They’re like the kings of the school, but they’re just slightly less annoying than the other frats.
NAK thinks they’re fancy, but they’re just the college version of a boy band.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A total loser who thinks they’re the best and deserves to be hit by a truck. They’re the kind of person who talks like they’re a king but still can’t tie their shoes.
This guy thinks he’s the next king of the world, but he still can’t do his own laundry.
She’s a jakey who thinks she’s a queen, but she still can’t pass algebra.
That guy thinks he’s rich, but he still eats out of a trash can.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Short for Nursing At Keyboard. It’s for people who are still trying to breastfeed and also type like they’re in a race.
I was nursing at keyboard and also crying.
I’m trying to breastfeed and also do my job.
Nakking at midnight and still trying to feed my kid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fake person who lies about their life. They say they’re rich, but they still eat ramen. They say they’re famous, but they still work at a gas station.
He says he’s a prince, but he still lives in his mom’s basement.
She’s got 10,000 followers, but she still works at a fast-food joint.
He posts like he’s a king, but he still can’t afford a pizza.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A jail term for a white guy who doesn’t belong to any gang. They’re the worst. They’re annoying and they’re the kind of guy who still thinks he’s cool even when he’s in the slammer.
That white guy in the cell next to me was the worst.
He thought he was the king of the prison, but he still cried when he got in trouble.
He was a total loser and still thought he was the boss.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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